Well that's no good. Everyone insults Dawn. She's the one thing that everyone agrees was horrible on Buffy.

I'm an xpret!

In our secret hearts we are all stridemon.

Stupid is not complicated. It's stupid.

Quit trying to pretend you're complicated, Leannaachatmon. It's not working.

I'm traveling a lot right now too and it's really difficult to watch my diet. When I'm at home I cook most of the time and from scratch. My main issue is sodium and that's invisible and everywhere in restaurant food. But also while not a vegetarian I prefer to have more vegetables than protein on my plate and this…

I got a much simpler fake al pastor from one of Rick Bayless' TV shows. I can't remember which one though so it would take a few days sifting through the PBS online archives to find it again. Of course you can find a lot of awesome things along the way.

We have fiddleheads in Wisconsin. Maybe it's a Great Lakes thing? Of course I never seem to be able to find them. Fiddleheads, ramps and morels are all local and I can never get them. I can spend a fortune on dried morels but the fiddleheads and ramps need to be fresh.

Go for the grill! Take the steak off before you think it's done (it'll still cook while it rests). If it's undercooked when you cut into it? Slice it up and fry it. It won't be as smoky as doing the whole thing in the pan. And you're not a restaurant. You don't need to present a perfectly cooked uncut steak. Slicing…

I believe in the conservation of energy and matter. I don't know where the energy that makes up our consciousness goes when we die. I think it disperses and I'm fine with that. But I also find it reasonable to have different expectations. The more specific people get though the sillier it sounds. Those are stories we…

You spin me right round baby
Right round like a record baby
Right round round round

Normally for Mayfield I have a stock response ("If There's a Hell Below (We're all Gonna Go)") but under the circumstances I like your choice better. And if there's a heaven I'm sure your dad is already there regardless of whatever prayers we offer down here.

Yeah. That's why the warnings are there.

*Smashes "rock" on forehead. Accidentally invents a cocktail.*

No lemons were harmed in the making of this "lemonade".

Yes.

Why does it always end in lemonade? We don't even have any lemons.

He's a precious snowflake.

*takes second look*

Can she do jazz hands and turn her ankles in painful ways? She's hired!