Anybody remember those weird short films he directed and starred in that they used to show on Night Flight?  I always liked Aisles of Doom.  http://www.youtube.com/watc…

What's a "neckbea"? Ah, I kid. Looks like a 30-character display limit on usernames. Harsh!

And the holiday sequel, Christmas With Satan.  Although that was technically James White & The Blacks.  Dammit!

I thought Lemmy's last name was pronounced like "kil-my-ster." I could be wrong. Works either way I guess, just not as well the way I'm inclined to pronounce it.

Hello, little AV Club commenter
With your nose pressed against your computer screen
There are no firsties in store for you today
Only DEATH

Serge was supposed to be French? I always thought he was some indefinable Eastern European something or other.

What I want to know is, does Colin Farrell make fun of fat people in it? Because apparently it's required now. They must have left that part out of the trailer.

So EVERYTHING in Fright Night is gay EXCEPT for Evil Ed. Gotcha.

The X from the Los Angeles cover would've been cool, but I like it.

Anton Yelchin and William Ragsdale, respectively. You're welcome!

I dunno, maybe OCTOBER would have been a good month to release this movie?