Terry Gilliam running around a stage with sweat stains on his pits, shouting "Developers, developers, developers, developers!"

I actually wished that anybody but O'Neal did this, his stuff works on things like throwaway culture trash, but I feel bad for Terry Gilliam, and I hope he makes his film. Kickstarter? Uh, no.

I usually shop at Don Pixote, the store for street urchins.

In Soviet Russia, movies watch you.

Exactly Toast Pup, it was like Borscht Belt with an edge. He told some joke about a guy picking up on the nurse as he was being loaded into the ambulance with a broken leg, post-accident. The nurse is raving "how can you pick up on me now look at you". Bruce's delivery was impeccable: "I got hot." He's also the one…

I liked the one where Christopher Reeve was placed on top of the Washington Monument, as an example to differently-abled people everywhere. This, of course, is when he was still alive. The pic of him hermetically sealed in his wheelchair at the top the obelisk was too much.

We had a couple of retrievers when I was growing up, and I stand by my statement.

I always wondered about Hungry Howie's, they serve grinders and pizza and I drive by that place in Hayward once a week. Never a soul there. I just thought it was bad local food, but it's a chain?

I think it's the French pronunciation, like Guy LeFleur.

Exactly what I was going to say, but really, with Fox News, the jokes write themselves every day. The writers are given a big fat fastball to hit out of the park, and it's not always the Home Run Derby (that sounded like something that Joe Friday would say).

Retrievers were bred to run stupidly after ducks and other game, to flush them out so you could shoot them. Thus, not the smartest dogs in the dog kingdom.

Has to be made out of material found at a Steak n Shake.

That was my favorite Onion headline of all time: After Siskel passed away, a picture of Ebert smiling and the headline "Ebert Victorious". It is perfect theonion, you feel bad for laughing, but there is no way you can or will stop.

Also, he was so quick for a big guy, which is what made him fun to watch. D'amato trained him very, very well - he found openings that weren't open very long. You see his early fights and he was just lightning quick. There hasn't been a heavyweight since Ali who could move and punch that quickly.

Ha! Yeah we don't have much to be proud of over here, where the best news program is the fake news of the Daily Show.

Yes, Rupert Murdoch is known for his well-balanced journalism.

Doesn't this also have the most famous Dracula quote of all? "I never drink….wine."

Yes that is quite impossible. Off the subject, but McTeague, the book by Frank Norris that it's based on, is a fantastic book and gives you a good look at old Oakland and San Francisco.

I'd start with Cowards Bend the Knee. I am serious, the actress Melissa Dionisio (might be misspelling her name there) is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in the movies. You need to keep an open subconscious with his stuff though.

Maybe Australian papers are like I heard Australian accents described once: Like English, but as if you're shouting. Although the Brit papers aren't exactly bastions of civility either.