Sure was, it was on an album called "you've got to wash your a*s" and had Redd lifting the tail of a donkey and giving a stink face. I believe that has my favorite comedy line of all time, "everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die".

We are not pumped, sir. Good day! Actually I don't know either.

Can be gritty but it kind of melts in your mouth, something about the mouth feel I really like. I dated a Scottish woman for a while and had a breakfast with black pudding one day at her parent's house. Blood is just another part of the animal. Not sure if the Scottish make white pudding any more, which was pork…

I am so lucky to live in the Bay Area. I took the bus home from work Wednesday and stopped by a Filipino restaurant to get some Dinuguan - made of pork, er, parts, and pork blood, and vinegar, with a jalapeno pepper (this one anyway). Soooo good with rice, and it's warm and just makes me feel good - it's like the…

Funny how styles you like coincide with your sexual maturity. I think sun dresses and overalls are hideous, but I love Ditto jeans and heavy rouge, and puffy country western hair, and still kind of do. My theory is because I came of age in the '70s. and your likes kind of freeze around that time. OK I don't really…

Yeah hard-shell helmets were brought in to prevent skull fractures, which are bad.

I seem to recall that Mike Curb was also the lieutenant governor of our great state of California. Every time we get uppity about other states, I like to bring that up. That and the Governator.

The Murphy Brown single mom "controversy" courtesy of Dan Quayle and which was covered here before.

10. Excuse to get roaring drunk (college games work here too).

Jesus I just finished watching this. Seems like everybody's lives were worse for being a part of it. Now I just feel like a bad person and I feel bad for liking it too.

Yeah love his movies, and he got the best acting I've ever seen from Robin Williams - another revelation.

Whoa there is a documentary?

Two words: Bobcat. He was a revelation when I saw him. I saw his new stand-up on Netflix and it made me sad, I wonder if it was that bad when I saw him live.

Ebert did a piece on shut up little man, talking about how could you laugh at these people and if you do, it makes you a small person. I always thought of it as an "there but for the grace of God go I" type of moment, because if I didn't go on the wagon seven years ago, that is a road I definitely could have gone…

Hey wait, we are all good at something. Some of us punish our body doing what most people consider to be a fake sport, some of us kill time at work writing about nothing on mega-geek boards.

Hendrix actually knew about that mondegreen and joked about it on stage. Not only did he have the chops, he knew when to play and when to shut up. And that tone he could get from his strat.

And his great hit, Dimunitive Airfoil

For what it's worth, they don't seem to be the happiest marriages. I see some people, man or woman, with a wedding ring, and I'm thinking, "who in the name of God would marry you?" Then you meet their spouse, and everything becomes clear.

Except for the, you know, quitting your job, holing up in your room, losing all your friends, and not showering. Damn it!

He's a terrorist!