From my couch, I can just see the masts of the carriers at Navy Base San Diego. I'm fucked.

A list not including "pants" is fake news.

Melisandre has a great rack. That's all I have to say.

It must have been cool to have Al Swearengen as a parent.

Curry aioli for me.

My 92 years old father-in-law is in a senior housing facility. The dining room there is like a high school cafeteria, you have to be careful where you sit. Pick the wrong seat, and the cool kids pick on you.

Or the prequel, "Better Call Mail Robot".

Nope, one episode left.

Beat me to it.

I thought that was the acid.

You are not a pipe.

Picked up Seveneves at Costco yesterday, Haven't put it down. Good thing I'm unemployed!

As a Senior-Aged straight white male, I hope your trolling me. If not, I apologize for making a lame Arrested Development joke. (I'm unemployed and watch a lot of AD while sitting on the couch with my cat.)

The fact that you call it grokking proves you're not ready.

Helena - clone I'd most like to hang with
Alsison - clone I'd most like to bang

The AV Club told me that "The Assets" was worth watching. I never watched the two episodes on my DVR before the series was pulled. For those who care, ABC appears to be burning off the series on Saturday at 9:00 PM.

Since I already proved I was old by my comment above, I'd like to point out that the Internet arrived in the 70's (as the Arpanet). I used it for grad school homework in 1975.

As that list title says, it was an early example of programmer humor. I first saw the list in the late 70's or early 80's. Sadly, I still think its funny.

One of the best songs ever. (Although it doesn't make my list of 'songs to play at my funeral', cause that wolud be really creepy.)

I would like to subscribe to your fan fiction.