Oh but hey…
Tenacious D has a brief cameo!

Victoria Jackson
So I read the whole piece thinking Victoria Jackson was one of Michael Jackson's sisters, then saw the picture and realized it was just that chick from UHF.

I've got chubs for you.
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this chubby lump outta my jeans!

Also…
Bigfoot died.

Thanks all y'alls. I was thinking the exact same thing…Feeder's feedin' himself.

If I was a troll I would be more profane…seriously, I was trying to sound politely dickish…

Also, you guys…
This movie was obviously intended for children…why so harsh? Wasn't there an Ask the AV Club concerning this?

I heard about this on the colbert report!
Buzz Aldrin was plugging this movie on the Colbert Report…the interview was a bit awkward. Because I don't think he'd ever even heard of Colbert, nor even got his schtick.

Actually, I was skeptical about the movie's quality before reading this review. They definitely sold me on the transvestite hutt.

That would've been stupid.

woah woah woah…
Don't give those kids 'douchenozzle'. That's Patton's word.

Wow, nobody mentions Brendan Frasier.

You know…
Penn's like, the Lewis Black of illusionists.

best tim and eric prank call
I've got bees! But the good news is, I *want* bees.

Kevin on Hot Rod loved the Jerky Boys also!

Screw Hasbro…
The lead pipe is still a relevant weapon these days, Eric totally killed Tim's Rascal with one!

Someone's daddy never hugged them…

The ones who "pick up" usually do the ass banging.
Come on Zapfino, with a title like "the Magnificent" I expect you to know your stuff!

This is strange…
It seems like this post should have been in the newswire, there's almost no hate at all in here!

Welcome back, ZMF.