you mean coitus?

in soviet russia, it's the idol pour.

in soviet russia, it's the idol pour.

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus he probably eats a lot of pineapple.

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus he probably eats a lot of pineapple.

a seaward?

a seaward?

take it outside, spiro(s).

take it outside, spiro(s).

goddamn, that was funny.  devito delivers those lines like he was born to say them.  also, "we bring you to this place with all these juicy dongs…."

goddamn, that was funny.  devito delivers those lines like he was born to say them.  also, "we bring you to this place with all these juicy dongs…."

i'm gonna be oscarbaiting all over the theater for this movie.

i'm gonna be oscarbaiting all over the theater for this movie.

i don't want to sound like a dick rider or nothing, but i think depeche mode is a SWEET band.

i don't want to sound like a dick rider or nothing, but i think depeche mode is a SWEET band.

i used to be able to run really fast as a kid……anytime i got new shoes.

i used to be able to run really fast as a kid……anytime i got new shoes.

elderly emily blunt is married to elderly me.  what do you want me to ask her?

elderly emily blunt is married to elderly me.  what do you want me to ask her?

even the seal and pet shop boys songs you use for profiling purposes?