quit trying to play matchmaker!  it always backfires on you!

a few years ago i spent $3500 for a specialist to do emergency bladder surgery on my puppy, who was 2 1/2 years old.  i was laughed at by various people.  i told them to go fuck their mothers.  i would do that for him again without hesitation.  my puppy is the bee's knees, and his life is worth a helluva lot more than…

a few years ago i spent $3500 for a specialist to do emergency bladder surgery on my puppy, who was 2 1/2 years old.  i was laughed at by various people.  i told them to go fuck their mothers.  i would do that for him again without hesitation.  my puppy is the bee's knees, and his life is worth a helluva lot more than…

heh heh, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!

heh heh, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!!!

it's where the water goes.  it's where the wind blows.

it's where the water goes.  it's where the wind blows.

amazing.

amazing.

i thought they'd be in favor of beards.  the fat girls on their campus need dates too.

i thought they'd be in favor of beards.  the fat girls on their campus need dates too.

GAY PANIC!!!

GAY PANIC!!!

wyckyd scyptyr.

wyckyd scyptyr.

you selfish cunnnnntry music-loving lady!

you selfish cunnnnntry music-loving lady!

is it homophobic if i'm scared of mandatory gay marriage?  i'm not ready to commit to a WOMAN even, let alone be forced to to a man.

is it homophobic if i'm scared of mandatory gay marriage?  i'm not ready to commit to a WOMAN even, let alone be forced to to a man.

secretions be secretin'.