dude, everyone knows there's nothing north of north dakota.

was your story made into a hit movie starring burt reynolds, ronny cox and jon voight?

tom choad?  right?

i think an awkward hi-five, followed by the phrase "ejaculation confirmed!"

"santorum still in race even though voters say he smells like shit.  and lube."

fair enough.  anyway, it's not everyone who can say the creator of all took a shine to their asshole.

mustn't have their heads flopping so vigorously that they fly right off their lower jaws.

oh come on, you can tell us.  god entered into it once, didn't he?  show us on the doll……

it's outlandish, kid, might try to get a GOB banana kid……

i fart on your shit!

not anymore, since they're trying to get a PG-13.

ah, but what of college favorite blueberry-head?

dude, you kind of are.  that shit you said about tark is fucking stupid.  you really ought to do a little research on the guy and the history of his wars with the 2A as well as people at his own school.  the 2A has some pretty deep pockets with which to fight lawsuits; how come they cut tark a 2 million dollar check?

tyler perry's waaaaay ahead of you.  it's called "tyler perry's 'why did i invent a holiday?'".  madea gets all sassy because child please, she ain't celebratin' no marcus garvey holiday, you ain't got no damn sense!  lord help me, i will go upside yo head if'n i sees you in some damn dashiki on jesus's birthday!

chew your sleeve?  you know, because it's just so bad?

never heard of sea monkeys, i guess.

does he succeed in killing mayor bloomberg this time?  oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please!

englebert humperdinck, you may retire now.  the stupid name torch has been passed to a new generation of (wow, surprise) limey.

i saw a golden corral once, even ate there.  or did i?

now that you mention it, i thought that the snark directed at lee myung-bak had gotten really pointed lately!  i just figured kim jong-il's kid/scott evil had decided to take the rivalry 21st century.