You just don't get it. She's ugly and fat and she loves black dudes, what are you, gay?! HAHAHAHAHA!

"Idol tends to wears out its welcome and then wear out its farewell."

If my phone can have airplane mode, why not movie mode? Low light, vibrate only. And maybe an app that allows you to answer a call but plays a "please hold" message to allow you to answer a call immediately but wait until you're outside the theater to start talking.

I'd like to…
…give them an afrobeat beatdown.

swarm?!
More like shwarm.

Prisencolinaustingreene…
Oll raight!

Celluloid ephemera
Tom Cruise trying to be funny and Adam Sandler being wacky on a waterslide. No thanks.

This looks painful
Ashton Kutcher is a doofier version of Keanu Reeves.

Fair points all. Great, nice work. Now let's digress on Katy Perry's boobs.