The show does, but Ragnar is only a semi-real figure. He's supposed to be married to the daughter of Brumhilda and Siegfried which is an ancient story and the "we know for sure they are real" Sons of Ragnar may not have actually been his actual blood sons, but "sons of" like part of the cult of this mythological…

Yeah, this cost almost two seasons of GOT? That's just stupid. Plus Vikings, which takes an old Proto-Germanic legend (Contemporary with Arthur) and makes a franchise out of it also looks 1000X better than the trailer for this trainwreck.

Swayze was just awesome, he had an amazing screen presence and was just great in everything and you're not going to find anyone, much less a former back-up dancer for Pink, that will match him. I mean, was Swayze bad in anything? Did he do a bad movie? Even the stupidest concept movie he somehow made great. …

Also, while I do agree that people need to take personal responsibility, sometimes checks can bounce by accident - an expected transfer didn't go through or a payment somebody made to you bounced and you thought you had money in the account. Then banks have a habit of doing this gem, Let's say you have $100 in your…

Okay so maybe they are going somewhere really weird with this so it won't matter, and I know that actors can play a range of ages - but DaFoe is in his fucking 60's and Van Gogh died at 37.

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of time! Stupid Ape!

Ah, yes. I don't see H. Jon Benjamin, Billy West or Dan Castellaneta staring in TV drama's so once again, yes.

Next Year Robert Duvall and Betty White should do the best picture - but instead of envelopes have it appear on an iPad after several swipes, a thumb print and an eight character password containing at least one letter, one number and a symbol.

So they're still trying to make Jason Ritter a thing, huh? Listen I'm sorry your brilliant comic actor Dad died when you were young and your grandpa was a Hollywood legend - but you are character actor / boyfriend of main character / lead actors' racketball opponent material.

Bill's "living" really didn't make any sense. If the battery was too low to actually kill her, then what happened to her - she was unconscious? Then why were her eyes open? And didn't it look like The Doctor turned her oxygen back on to wake her up? How did she live without breathing for ten minutes? It was the…

Met a real, live person named Xanthippe in the last year. Almost spit my heart out.

Just read the Wikipedia recaps of Iron Fist so you're ready for The Defenders - trust me.

30-50 year old Mom's who think they'd secretly be the fun, dick getting, drinking and dancing chicks they were in their early 20's if they didn't have husbands and kids and jobs and since she's a little bigger than your average actress she's not threatening. So they'll tell their husbands they "have" to see that…

A rip off or an homage? It wasn't "the exact same" it just had the same overarching theme - the guy on the stand is crazy and the attorney needs to push his buttons to reveal that to the courtroom. The Caine Mutiny wasn't the last movie or TV show to use that conceit. Now if Jimmy shows up at his victory party…

I'm not saying if you have relate-able powers the movie will be good and if you don't it has to be bad - lord knows there are terrible Superman, Batman, Spiderman and Ironman movies (and good ones, the Richard Donner Superman was great) but it presents a higher bar, you have to be that much better. I guess Doctor…

Here's the problem with Gambit as a stand alone movie character - his powers. Look at the most popular superheros, they all basically have juiced up versions of things you could picture yourself doing: punching, running, jumping, slicing somebody with knuckle blades - you can picture yourself having those powers and…

Except I think they are sowing the seeds of something, the thought of having sex with Dan seemed very appealing to Catherine.

I remember watching it on TV more than once, so I think it was one of those early cable channel's that owned it so they played the crap out of it. I actually thought I was younger when I watched it, guess I was about 13. It definitely has a TV movie / after school special vibe except it was much better acted,…

The most underrated of McCarthy's '80s movies was The Beniker Gang. Just a really sweet, funny movie that probably made $5, but I remember really being moved by it.

And by press conference I mean, photo op where no questions from the press will be taken. You can all now literally fuck off and die while Paul and I put the final touches on the tax bill that will eliminate all taxes on he and I while getting rid of the medical expense deduction just to further stick it up all your…