Trashy-looking is in the eye of the beholder. (By the way that woman who played bubbles is the mother of Steve McQueen's grandchildren)

I guess I'm a little older than Zack but had similar experiences with different books. I have no idea why my parents let me read King - I guess they thought they were "scary" in the vein of Dahl or something. I guess I missed It since I was already in high school and kind of abandoned reading Steven King for George…

O'Reilly also spanks the kid first - I guarantee that's not going to be in the remake.

Plus it already has a theme song and two musical numbers, the rest should be easy.

Not if they wear a condom!

The best adaptations (I'm leaving out The Shining because it was more "inspired by" than an actual adaptation and King hated it,) are Stand by Me and Shawshank and I think they both work best because they were short stories and thus translated perfectly to a movie length project. Almost everything else King did…

Or just Ken Griffey

Okay forget what I said, here's the whole list but….

I'm too old to do that much work - so I'll just do the first year:

I can't believe you're making an all female "Ocean's" movie. Your murdering my mid-30's.

At least the Farmiga sisters have like 5 or 6 siblings between them.

I think there are two misconceptions in these posts. First, ending your livelihood. I bet Gaffigan makes way more money touring than he does on this show - he's one of; if not the, biggest touring comics in the country and he does theater shows, not comedy club show. If he comes into town to pay a theater, like the…

It would be worth it just for the theme music.

Harley Quinn = Betty Page with clown make-up.

There is a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy quiver in their voices.

I can't believe Gomez is still alive. How is he not cast as the grandfather is everything in the world? I mean, even Pugsley is dead.

Christopher Lloyd is basically the age now he was supposed to be in the present in the movies. It's Fox's Parkinson's that was the issue. God I feel bad for that dude -great comic actor who should be in the elder statesman stage of his career taking parts away from Jason Bateman.

Remember that time Andy Richter left Late Night for no reason and did this movie, and then went back to living symbiotically with Conan? What was up with that? And why does Conan get to host the show when Andy is ten times funnier than him?

AHam and I (That's why I called him) used to hang out a the pub, quaff hard cider and talk the ladies into showing us their pettycoats. We were a wild bunch; especially when Knoxy would come down from Boston - that fat bitch could drink anyone under the table.

Lochte: "I saw Hamilton last night!"