Have you seen Vampire's Kiss? That's my go-to movie for making fun of Nic Cage, funnier than The Wicker Man.

I wished this episode would have ended with Louise slowly rising from the backseat of Bronconius's car, like an 80s slasher film, a bloody and painful death ahead of him. Not really but Louise not going completely apeshit on that bronie douche seemed out of character to me.

God damnit, Jonah, god damnit. I have the same cardigan as you and now, I can never wear it again.

I'm from Detroit and my buddy, who is a chef, told me about this two weeks ago. We both agreed that it's fucking stupid.

Puns and memes, the highest forms of comedy.

You prefer the Japanese intro?

I'm glad to see a young socially awkward kid get some tail. If I wasn't so attractive and awesome I could maybe find it uplifting.

I already like this show more than Community.

When has the radio ever played good music?

"A thousand men, all wearing JAMES FRANCO MASKS covered in their own splooge, doing the electric slide while dildos rain from the sky."

Be over in an hour.

We hate fun in this neck of the woods…

Have you listened to any hip hop lately?

I've always thought "Keffiyehs and Sweaters" would be a much more appropriate name for them.

Great comedic actor and writer but a terrible rapper and, of recently, filmmaker.

Stop being so susceptible to random acts of assholery.

Yeah everybody knows that prior to Wreck-It Ralph video games were strictly an underground phenomenon. Wreck-It Ralph finally brought them mainstream attention.

If McCarthy wrote for Breaking Bad, Uncle Jack would have been an supernatural albino giant who would have molested Brock.

Are you suggesting that we start a kickstarter for a new season of "The Life and Times of Tim"? Because count me in, jamespope…count me the FUCK in.

I'll rip your fucking face off! I'll rip it off and I'll put it on my face, and I'll infiltrate your family and kill your friends, you like that? You ever see Face/Off? You ever see that movie, asshole? Somebody get this asshole Face/Off! Get him a DVD, guys! Go to the store, there's a Tower down the street. Show it…