Violent ground acquisition games such as football is in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

A Boo Hag ain't got no skin.

they should be off drawing crayon doodles of their mother as a Boo Hag
Sean O'Neil, how do you know what a Boo Hag is?

RE Famke Jannsen, it's a pretty steep drop from Goldeneye to Deep Rising. But she seems to have recovered OK.

She was Mr. Slate's assistant.

He's looking old, too!

Worst Bartleby EVER.

Introduce your dad to dope, MarkInTexas. He'll watch the Hell our of all those DVDs. You can start giving them your used anime.

Dads will watch this show stoned with their adult sons.

Halle Berry's career hasn't recovered from The Flintstones.

SUNY Binghamton alum
yes, he is…along with Camile Paglia. They used to have a poster-board commemoration of both of them together in the Student Union around 1996.

If we're watching T.V., then we're watching Rockford, youngblood.

Look at the funbags on that hosehound!

"Be Aggressive" by Faith No More.

Is this kid an AV Club commenter and will he fess up?

The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!

Gern, you old mother scratcher, how are ya?

This reminds me of a boy and his horse….and the women who loved them both.

I meant it as a joke, but it's true in a way.

INFERNAL Affairs. INFERNAL. And it's a better movie. Or it's the same movie in 1/2 the time. Better use of your time.