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If Street Law is your thing, then go to CUNY.

Johnny Depp is a normal sized human being with a toddler's penis.

little climax…deep impact…keira knightly.

I'm a funky man
I got funky bones
I'm a funky man
My name is DeeDee Ramone
Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa funky

Brain Drain I bought new. So I have a high tolerance for the late stuff. The early stuff all sounded like God's own punk after that.

A Strange Day on Pornography.

You guys…ever seen a movie called…PET SEMATARY?

This next one's called…PET SEMATARY!

I found her there
Hanging in her seaweed hair
Looking vaguely like the robber
That had hung herself with underwear.

This is still better casting than Jennifer Garner as Miss Marple.

Then you'll love "What Mrs McGillicuddy Saw".

I'm unemployed, too! Let's smash the state.

If they still had presses to stop, I'd have a god damn job today!

Deleted! God Damn.

@santos

… and a totally boss awesome accent in Inglorious Bastards, too!

Asta will lick the peanut butter in this gritty reboot.

Oh God!
Oh Man!

I do know of a four year old who was frightened by Wall-E. She didn't like it when Eve blew up the supertankers.

Allow me to apologize for the DPRK.

He was a union member back in his days as a lineman for Ma Bell. There are some cinematic possibilities there, boy.