Dammit, that Phil Silvers Show script book is the perfect note to end on.

But I would sacrifice all my sons…to see his head…on a staaaaaaaaaake.

Can I have a cigarette?

You mean he was doing a fake English accent in TSAM, but he's an English actor faking it? Ok, that's good. I just found him and Nathan Lane together a bit much. Comedy needs restraint! You can't drink from the firehose 24/7.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Not being able to tell the difference between the Matrix and Casshern is like not being able to tell the difference between Gone With The Wind and Jezebel.

I think they're hearing this instead:

That slowed down Bieber song sounds better.

Nathan Lane and that guy who looks like the child of Harold Lloyd and Steve Buscemi are both extremely irritating in the leads: moon, moon, gurn, gurn, moon, wince. And the cat hatred is something I never forgive, but at least the cgi was bad.

But if you thought she enjoyed it for one second, then she is an actor.

GO TELL YOUR FATHER I HATE HIM

Personally, I prefer the processed meat products of Neeses', a NC firm. Not only do they have the full array of sausages, liver mush, souse and scrapple, they also have this gelatinous block of pork stomach called "C-Loaf". Mmmm mm. Good with grits and kim chee.

You don't know where Ursuline is?

Some people find "cooch" offensive.

There are places in the U.S. where it is illegal to sell "martial aids". The entire state of Alabama, for instance:
http://blogs.wsj.com/law/20…

Happiness FTW.

Somebody should call Carl Weathers about this situation, as I am sincerely interested in his take on vibrator commercials.

In Milwaukee you can buy vibrators at The Tool Shed on North Murray Avenue.

Ah, man. She's younger than me! Shit.

If I knew her, and we got along, and I wasn't seeing anybody and I needed a date to the Golden Globes, I'd ask Carla Gugino out.

The first name is Mr.
The middle name is that little dot.
The last name is T.