Eazy-E fucked up and got the 8-ball rolling.

It ain't his fault, cause he's the motherfucking product.

Project Pat made $1 mill in unreportable income.

I love Rocky and Bullwinkle. LOVE them.

I'm sending you a cashier's check via Thurn und Taxis.

OK. Give me three bucks and I'll send you my address.

I thought Smile was great, and I expected a sorry mess.

I'm gonna double that count in about two hours.

Michael Cera's character would have totally ruled Eric Roberts' character in the Expendables universe.

You are forgiven.

YO. Check eet.

But the Deer Hunter ain't a beat for beat Hollywood remake of a Hong Kong movie padded out to three hours.

Oh, you WOULD…WOULD you?

I mean shakey-cam. Long week.

mama se mama sa mama coo sa

Maybe for the sequel they'll get Jesse Ventura, Keith David and loose the damn steadycam.

Lobsters is Deep

I've always liked Coney Island Steeplechase, so I guess that does make me a dumbass. Ern.

Ferryboat Bill is the worst song they ever recorded, but there's nothing wrong with two versions of Mr. Rain and a couple of instrumentals.

Deduct one point from the ownage for the distracting capitalization.