JUST LEAVE ME A-LON-AH!
…
AHHHH-NO!

The Triumph bit was funny. The movies didn't sound too good.

I think of SNL as a jumper at the top of a cliff who experiences rebounds a little on the way down. Today the body has reached the canyon floor and is circulating in an eddy of the Colorado as it slowly decomposes. Critic. Proof.

Odd is good right? I look forward to catching this on TBS in the nursing home then crying myself to sleep recalling how I wasted my youth AND old age.

Photoshop, ahoy, I say.

Grey Squirrel?

Mabel, how can we be friends when you won't let me touch your stuff?

"[A] twinkly, perky, bouncy…in the ass… Kristen Bell strains to project…a magical fountain and winds up as obnoxious and one-dimensional as [Danny DeVito]. In the end… thank.. Bell for…this hideously shallow attempt at comedy…"

Hello operater, give me room 331 please.

A middle-aged neatfreak old-biddy coworker with the worst bowl cut I've ever seen in my life is the only person I've ever met who liked this film.

Murder Ballads
You could do a whole list of just country murder songs sung from the perspective of killers. Most of the narrators are just bad jealous, but Paycheck's song is pretty unhinged.

Or even "Mongoloid".

Airbourne and Scorpions
That is some amazing and stupid shit, which I enjoyed entirely too much. Are there places in the world where this stuff fills arenas? I expect The Scorpions still chart in Germany, but does Airbourne play in front of 40,000 people in Krakow?

I'd prefer Mojo Nixon.

Being an internet person, SAM ADAMS, I would expect you to be well up on the DANGERS of the INTERNET. Are you a member of the HELLFIRE CLUB?

Manderlay is this here:

Jesco White and Family
Done been there first:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Well, I looked up Dean Corll and I will say this about him: He had an interesting last name and peculiar hobbies. Since this is his third mention in the same thread, he will inevitably wind up as a gimmick poster.

I heartily endorse the above comment.

I tried to get into a Georgia swinger club once but was scared off by folks doing donuts in the parking lot.