MJW should be in that THE THING prequel playing the only black man in Norway.

I saw this the other weekend without any good expectations and was pleasantly amused. Then again, I've seen Dolemite three dozen times.

I liked it when I was twelve. It was one of the few shows my A-Team lovin' brother and my Dr. Who lovin' self could agree on. Then sometimes we'd watch Scarecrow and Mrs. King to satisfy the other sibling. So what the hell. Gold Monkey clips are all over youtube already: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

A grade of "B" is good enough for me. My brother is getting this for Xmas.

Anguirus is JUST OK. I prefer Reptilicus:
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Like a Japanese cowboy
Or a Brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia
Or a train runnin late.

Ween has moments for all types of bong hits:

I propose that Parker and Stone get framed for the killings of the SatC cast and go to Guantanamo Bay.

Dilbert? THE SIN OF ONAN? I am shocked. SHOCKED!

Dilbert got laid:

But Lindsey Graham is a very pretty man. Surely dog teeth don't push Gervais below the handsome line.

How are your bowels today? Did you have a movement?

Herzog has worked with him before in SCREAM OF STONE (aka Cerro Torre: Schrei aus Stein) and MY SON MY SON WHAT HAVE YE DONE. Maybe not big roles, but probably different than the typecasting. I'm going to watch the second soon.

Twist: in the first five minutes all is revealed to be a practical joke, then the movie turns into Bruce Willis vs Pierce Brosnan in an Irish Red Dawn.

I would see The Expendables if Cynthia Rothrock were in it.

Thats the same score as "She's Out Of My League".

CRY FOR THE EIGHTIES.

I can't hate a movie where people chug beer for 90 minutes in competitive drinking tournaments.

Yes. Hasidic Jews. That makes it interesting. because its transgressive. Years ago I walked into a Williamsburg dive where three young Hasidim were drinking beer and watching the world series. Shocked the life out of me.

Wait, there's another one, "Outta Here" but I've never seen it.