You mean not-quoting somebody quoting a girl who goes "Woooooooooo!" during the fade out to Brown Sugar.

If you really want to creep yourself out, watch Private Lessons, also streaming on Netflix. Truly Howard Hessman's finest hour.

I think B. Hunter got the analysis completely wrong. This thread was a Builder. It was mounting up the humor. Then she went and killed it.

Well. It's different.

Malibu Beach reminded me of THE VAN…and it is written by the same guy.

H.O.T.S. is a stupid Animal House rip-off guest starring Danny Bonaduche and features a missing treasure sub-plot. Watch it now on Netflix while you're at work!

Felt Pelt - having seen Hot Dog the movie within the last two months, I can say definitively that the scene you're describing isn't in it.

Ahhhhhh! SOUL FOOOOOOD!

Gargamel wanted to turn the smurfs into gold. You see they are like the philosopher's stone and you are already dumber for reading this.

Vladimir Putin should play Gargamel!

Uh, huh. What are your thoughts on the young Ernest Borgnine?

She's reelin' em in for Usher Smurf.

I always thought Gargamel was German.

Super Freddy slicing up the 2-D comics nerd.

I watched them all over a weekend recently. Freddy's Dead seemed like the freshest retread. New Nightmare was too meta for me.

I was hoping for Tim Allen's shot-for-shot remake of DOLEMITE.

Tim took the fall for Sigourney in that coke deal. She owes him big time.

Best sequel?
I'll go with #7 Freddy's Dead.

Adults are more interested in their next coffee break than listening to what we've go to say, man!

So tell us little about yourself, beenawhile. I want to extrapolate.