You shut up Hendel, that's my fucking girl friend you're talking about.

As in "I be needen me some hole".

Her real name is not Carmen Electra. That is so less authentic.

Koski loves the booze.

Hilary Swank on 90210? Maybe you mean Tori (horse face) Spelling.

Don't forget the two women and a glass.

Snookie ate him.

Touch my abs, lower, lower, perfect.

Chicken and Cherries? That sounds sexy.

Don't worry graphic, you are still first.

Jesus could beat the devil at a guitar playing contest. But not a banjo playing contest.

Translation:
"Excuse me can I borrow a napkin, I think I have something on my chin"

I'd fuck her, but she would have to keep her hood on.

Now you know what nationalized medicine gets you.