I think I have to mention something about a fail and cancerAIDS here?

When Lisa insulted Dayana by way of a Lou Ferigno insult, that was fucking classic.  It made me forgive Lisa for all her petty bullshit.  I bet somewhere Lou only gave a hundred and five perthent.

Aubrey seems like the girl your girlfriend drags everywhere who will give a guy shit for checking out her ass…  then bitches to your gf later when no one is checking out her ass.

I'd like to bring up the fact that Mel Gibson is actually a pretty mellow and understanding dude… see what I did there

I had lupus once, but it turned out to be sarcaloidosis

Also Bert and Earnie are probly why everyone is gay now

"on a butterfly I ride"
(it's close enough)

that fuckin blue dude made me fat with his pro cookie agenda!

shut up capitalist pig!

Shit, I guess it really ain't easy being green

The Wire is the only reason I subscribe to the FOX channel… wait

I heard they made a fucking show about a ghost cop and a guy WHO COULD SEE THINGS!   how fucking stupid… wait

shit, I had Penn down in the pool to win this thing, no I gotta shave a big F in my pubic hair.

this might make me sound stupid, but is "contravened" seriously a word?

I call bullshit, real anime has tentacle raping!

sorry, I turned O'neal into a bong, you'll have to find something else

And help me remember but in the books I thought no one knows about the jamie/cersei thing until way later on, right?

I thought he might be a prototype terminator and they havent worked all the bugs out.

poetic justith

I guess Will Sasso with down's syndrome just isn't listening to my emails: fuck your oatmeal.  His marketing reps must think that the more people hate your products advertising, the more they will buy it.