Yar!

well fucking said

My attempt to condense popular music genres into two words:

well good, haven't had a bad trip in years, this should help me rectify that

Machiavelli, or De'Medici

isn't there a coil song called tubular bells?

wait, if bay throws in something snazzy, like, oh I don't know, lets say exploding robots, that might push it into awesomeness.  I wonder if anyone has suggested this to him.

Prediction: not going to be awesome.

at least he hasn't resorted to making any hollywood, micky mouse, george clooney bullshit

Nu uh

hey Scott, I'm happy this season is over just so I don't have to hear you bitch anymore, hipster douchebag.  Here's hoping it gets replaced by a show about a doctor, or a cop, or a lawyer, maybe that will make you happy.  Shit, maybe they even add a little genre twist.  Wouldn't want to give original premise shows a…

seeing a chick bi-anything is usually cool with me, but not today, sheeeit

sacre blu!

"Indeed, everyone should just lie back and try to enjoy it"
This is the classic rapists argument.  Tell michael bay it's more effective if he makes us promise not to tell while holding a knife to our throat.

She drank waaaay too much tiger blood. too much man, too much, too much

I've been an avid player of Table Top RPG's for 20 years and I have learned over the years that one of the most important things is adventure design.  If you write a linear story with a goal in mind the players aren't likely to match up with it.  However, if you write a situation with multiple hooks and various…

but I've never seen anyone play it once and not be totally in love with it, so that is usually how I try to sell it to people.

Can I recomend another RPG to try if you find yourself at another con?  Savage Worlds, involves a lot of dice rolling, but has less rules than D&D.

I'm kinda glad you had that experience, because cons are so much fun, but their much better when you know what to avoid.  I've only been to gencon twice but there is a curve to getting the most out of your weekend.  It can be fun to try random things like that, but if you've saved up money for months to go to this…

Glad to see them discuss D&D and HOLY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY MENTIONED FIASCO!  FUCK YES!  Thank you for doing your due dilligence Todd. I had a chance to play Fiasco with Jason Morningstar, the creator of the game, at last year's GenCon, holy shit was that fun.  That is his real last name also, not a handle.