I loved the second episode, where bob was stuck in the wall, but I didn't really get into the rest so I quit after ep 4.

Sorry born of Franco, but I think he is currently giving a symposium in Helsinki on the Franco Boson, a new subatomic particle he discovered while teaching himself quantum physics. And I think after that he will be too busy working on Fase 2, which is where he leaves his physical shell behind and becomes a shapeless…

I think Marilyn Manson was the one who said that actually

O'Neal please have my baby
"Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey finally bicker their way into loving one another, he's about to propose, and then boom—mushroom cloud. Instant classic."

I'm not sure how the mods would like this but a think a link to sleepingtushy.com would be an appropriate way for me to tell the writers what my expectations are of this film.

You never heard their hit, "Sadam A Go-Go" and the power of thier Jizmoglobin back in the 90's? What planet are you from

statistics
80% of my dick is hard as hell over that lesbian scene!

I think Showtime bit off more than they can chu with this one

I loved the whole grunge movement in the 90's when I was in junior high.

shoulda been Gee wilakers

Anyone been watching celebrity apprentice?
I hope to fucking god Jose Conseco doesn't come out with his own line of clothes next, that guy dresses like an anime greaser from the 80's

I found the trick
Whenever I read something on AV club that isn't a little notice about some pop culture distraction, I just imagine Jesse Eisenberg reading it to me. Works every time.

Did Beave the fucking Cleaver write this review?
Aww shucks boys, that episode was real swell. Fee wilakers, what a hum dinger!

The sequel could add witches, I hear they are the new vampire. And we need a cool moniker instead of "part 2", like the new mission impossible movie.

vampires, duh!

That move was called bicentennial man

Fuck it, lets do 'em all!
Since Arnold is coming out of retirement and looking to reprise every role he's ever done lets just grab a few other oldsters ala Expendables and make: AVPVTVCVRCVZ

TIGERBLOOD
I have to take B12 shots every month since I got some pesky intestines removed. The shots are red, somewhat resembling blood. I missed last months shot, and man when I took this months this morning I felt like I just came from a Charlie Sheen party. So, if you want tigerblood like The Sheen, just inject…

Adonis, what the fuck?!?

no donald, my dickbutt only shows if I wear my pants sidewards, which I do on tuesdays, just to get a little fresh air in there