"I married Neil Gaiman! I scored over a mil on Kickstarter! My middle name is Fucking! LOVE ME."

"I married Neil Gaiman! I scored over a mil on Kickstarter! My middle name is Fucking! LOVE ME."

Now you're just getting my hopes up.

Now you're just getting my hopes up.

Who, exactly, are we supposed to root for? Eric? The faeries? Anyone? I know it's fun to watch Russell being Mr. Evil Incarnate, but does anybody really want him to succeed?

Who, exactly, are we supposed to root for? Eric? The faeries? Anyone? I know it's fun to watch Russell being Mr. Evil Incarnate, but does anybody really want him to succeed?

So… the Sanguinistas' plan comes to fruition, the human race is wiped out, all the faeries are destroyed, and Russell becomes a vampire god. I guess that's the ending they're shooting for, because there's nothing to indicate otherwise.

So… the Sanguinistas' plan comes to fruition, the human race is wiped out, all the faeries are destroyed, and Russell becomes a vampire god. I guess that's the ending they're shooting for, because there's nothing to indicate otherwise.

From the Vulture interview:

From the Vulture interview:

Done.

Done.

Stand-up comedians are an ultra tight-knit society of insecure asshats. Patton Oswalt's response in particular had my fillings on edge. Oswalt's initial tweet didn't defend Tosh, but called out a "self-aggrandizing, idiotic blogger". That's 100% All About Patton's Issues. He, and every other stand-up, diminish…

Stand-up comedians are an ultra tight-knit society of insecure asshats. Patton Oswalt's response in particular had my fillings on edge. Oswalt's initial tweet didn't defend Tosh, but called out a "self-aggrandizing, idiotic blogger". That's 100% All About Patton's Issues. He, and every other stand-up, diminish…

I thought it ended in 1991.

I thought it ended in 1991.

Surely you did not just go there. Snap, sir. Snap, I say.

Surely you did not just go there. Snap, sir. Snap, I say.

What an adorable old alky.

What an adorable old alky.