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Mary Poppins Is Perfectly Crom
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Thanks for the reminder that AVC's salad days are gone. Member the stable of excellent writers, a slew of interesting content not labeled "Who cares, internet", and reviews on pretty much anything tangetially pop culture? Member Leonard Pierce using his future vision to review books that hadn't come out yet? Does this

I'll miss you, "Wacky Gollum Twins and Your Wacky Cancer Wackiness".

Would you cancer me? I'd cancer me. I'd cancer me so hard.

This, from the website that's constantly telling us to rally around our favorite shows.

That is a totally unfair headline. We've also seen her hoo-hoo.

So, you're now getting $900 every month? Sweet.

I think of all the fun minutes I had with Lincoln Logs as a kid and… yeah, now I'm all achy and sad.

Stupid stoned manatees.

Oh, you.

Jesse Pinkman's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors. 

Sookie must be the most codependent character on TV. Has she ever gone 20 minutes on that show without committing herself to every guy she sees? (Well, every guy not named Sam, and she even took a half-assed shot at that.)

And a million Facebook users wailed in anguish, then put up YouTube vids of "Don't Fear the Reaper". Followed by moar lolcats.

Sookie figured something out! Sookie figured ANYthing out!

"We, Not You, Are Columbine."

Sometimes dead… is bettah.

Lou Bega: "'I have a little bit of Trohman in my life." Give back some love, jerk.

"This had better have a bearing on some future episode because here it felt like a waste of my valuable time." **pouts, stomps feet**

Disagree somewhat. Brits do a very good - almost TOO good - job faking American accents. Let's face it, there's a limited number of regional U.S. dialects to go around and it's fairly easy for English actors to flatten their vowels and drop their g's; Aussie Ryan Kwanten has one of the absolute best Southern accents

HBOGO is more accessible than this invite-only animation. Serves me right for not paying attention sooner.

Dratch's Jenna is too much of a sad sack. It would've been like kicking a puppy every week… which, now that I think of it, would please the AV Club commentariat to no end.