I'll bet this unbearable shit would taste great with bearnaise.

It's true, it's only cool if it goes back to normal. Like a tattoo. Or an erection.

He certainly didn't do it for the musical value.
…Zing? No, too obvious.

I was a little worried that with a name like "Limp Bizkit Memories", this was going to be a frat pledge support group.

10 ears ago = number of cochlear implants you've needed because of Limp Bizkit?

Woody Harrelson only does it half for the nookie.