Typical patriarchal bullshit. This is important art, believe me.

She looks like Big Bird.

What can I say? I have a big cock.

Terrible shtick.

Paranoid Park was pure pablum.

Corey is as boring as he is untalented.

I saw Creeper Lagoon once.

Kill yourself.

Dante, who played Dante in Grandma's Boy.

Do NOT speak for me, catfish, and never again attribute one of my quotes to YOUR feminine side. I am the other side of you, not the other way around. And capitalize your C, for Christ's sake.