He does his Nic Cage impressions whenever he's on Conan. He's good!

What happened to your sexual guest?

I knew I should have stopped watching this show after Sue and Schu sang "This Little Light of Mine" with children cancer patients.

Oh come on, it's a cute little show about getting everything you ever wanted and still being miserable.

"sheldon is clueless and obnoxious for most of the episode." I think he's like that in every single episode, right?
Also, the coupling (again) of Penny and Leonard doesn't strike me as odd because lots of people just keep dating the same person because they're around.

Aw, Sam, you're wearing the roller skates I bought you for Christmas!

I thought when Schmidt ran into the kitchen on Thanksgiving and brought out the turkey on his knees while shirtless someone said, "Jar."