drunk or strung out

"So this is where Elvis has been hiding!"

Yahoo can get an endorsement from God Himself, I'm still sticking with Google

Probably untrue but part of the legend is that they actually produced more copies of E.T. than they had of the system that plays it, so the fact that it wasn't a great game seems like reason enough for it to become legendary. The fact that it's very, very bad just makes the story extra juicy.

Just a hypothesis, but I think those "cult movies" are usually watched mainly by extremely inebriated people, and even playing a good video game is kind of difficult in that condition

I think of Entertainment Tonight, which makes me think of shit, which makes me think of the video game

"AVClub regular and registered sex offender 'Dikachu' calls this discovery 'legendary stuff…fascinating'" - Atari Documentary Film Poster

If you're suggesting we put all the cartridges into a rocket and shoot them into space, you've got my vote

The Creation Museum: we only accept items that support the existence of God

I had E.T. as a kid but the worst video game I have ever played is actually a type-your-actions PC game called "Police Quest."

This is the only thing I can remember about the game from childhood without looking it up on youtube

Just don't look! Just don't look!

child slavery is one thing, but I will not tolerate racism!

what exactly makes your kid worth "millions and millions" of dollars? I can get like 30,000 asian kids for that kind of price

Well, are you real-life-bad at getting laid or tv-bad? In tv shows, losers "only" get laid a few times per season

Watch the fucking movie. It's nothing like what you seem to be imagining.

well, can I call the kids virgins? give me some options

keep up, man; Chewbacca was crushed by a falling moon in 25 ABY, permanently inhibiting his ability to walk normally

she would already stand out as one of the few women in a metal bikini

he's joking; Bea Arthur is dead