I accuse you of lying

I can confirm that I was taught both of @avclub-72a3abe78be0bb61808b23991e2f6209:disqus 's mentioned disturbing teachings. I don't remember anything specific about Native Americans.

Come on now. If we all started doing this, AVClub would have, like, two comments total.

eh, a little on-the-nose

I come from a Mormon family so this isn't hearsay:

AHA, YOU'VE MADE THE FATAL MISTAKE OF ASSUMING I PAY MY TAXES

if the alternative is listening to One Direction, I think it's a fair trade-off

or in ten years they'll have to deal with an equivalent social media "battle" against younger fans of some new, even worse band

"strange" really does sound better than "stupid"

tweens have mighty small fists

I would really be okay if Tumblr didn't exist anymore.

HA! I didn't watch the episode, I'm here for the snark

originality

consider yourself liked

The way she held her hands in front of her after it fell was very, um…Disney Channel? Like, it was a little surreal that it wasn't followed with a laugh track

@avclub-ffc2c137ac50f2b5c98536d558642273:disqus AH! I AM SHOCKED BY YOUR SHOCKING COMMENT!

This is the first comment so far not to compare this episode unfavorably to Breaking Bad

he did a masterful job of accurately describing the situation without being overtly insulting

I'm slightly in love with Calista Flockhart

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