My fan-fic sequel would be called "Tornadarks" and it would be about tornadoes inside of a shark

I'm getting pretty sick of "The President………….'s enemies" myself

Idea: search engine called "purg"?

It's okay, this happened to me once too

I'm thinking maybe the solution is -1 gender, +0.5 sexuality…any thoughts?

The AV Club
Maybe time to stop making these jokes?

I'd like to know the actual formula they used. Minus a quarter for gender, another quarter for sexuality?

I made this joke two months ago except funnier

My sister loves Arrested Development and Community, but also loves TBBT, Glee and reality cooking/house-shopping/weight-loss shows.

I don't care enough to look up whether this is true, but I care enough that not knowing will bother me.

Completely, utterly inaccurate

It feels kind of weird to me that H. Jon Benjamin has never been on Arrested Development. It just makes sense to me.

NEVER CHANGE ANYTHING

I really think Jack White would look kind of hot in drag.

meg white COME ON SHOW ME HER NAKED

ladies and gentlemen, THIS is a commenter

but coming up with character names is so hard

bad response to a great comment

racecar

Damnit! They would have thought I was hilarious!