Okay, I know at least one of you has listened to this guy's album, so just tell me this: does he mention me at all?

I'll be honest, I had no idea Betty White had a tv show

Then the goal is to make the film do poorly enough not to warrant any sequels?

@avclub-4f18f486a356810b3ef8008243bcba7a:disqus This is the same guy who chastised a Boston resident for not having gotten over the Bombing, like, a week after it happened. As much as I like most of his comments, I think it's safe to say that Gentle Herpes has some pretty serious issues in real life.

Isn't Asylum the one that does joke movies?

I hate you with such a fiery passion

also "my parents* told me so"

This kind of feels like a really bad stand-up bit, awkward silence and all.

About as far from "generic teen-lit" as you can get while still being a book about and for teenagers.

Does he actually make a portion of the ticket sales? It seems unlikely to me that the author of the book that was the basis for a film made by a cast and crew of hundreds would be making a portion of the money you give the theater for a chance to watch it. If it is, it still probably accounts for a fraction of a cent,…

it's true,  @avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus  is kind of a babe (no homo)

as a straight man I'm sexually attracted to women but that's cool man, do your thing

@avclub-d9788dca1673b499692fc7ab062e283f:disqus I was talking to the other guy, but my advice to you is that the first three episodes are definitely the most boring, so your situation makes a lot of sense.

Franklin did it.

I think you need to have at least one non-cynical friend to be healthy

Did you try thinking to yourself "hey, it's not going to be as good as the real show, but that's okay"? If so, did it not help?

seriously, have you seen chard's bird? We can't find it anywhere

ha ha that's from the show!

How about Childrens Hospital?

@avclub-6997a8bd0e1042b70b60c5c879a1780e:disqus  okay I think I would actually be fine with "submarine"