please don't use "ship" as a verb here

I just want a pet turtle

I love the delivery of that line. It's something I could listen to on repeat for several minutes and still enjoy.

they should do a promotional hat shaped like a turtle with "hola dea" or whatever on it

yeah @avclub-11ae8ab515a2a7f29833cc1cfa6ad8f1:disqus quit being immature

Breaking Bad is a good show.

I do know that for a fact, yes, as it's been documented quite thoroughly over the years. Consult your favorite search engine or library or, if you have a pair of gloves you can slap on (you know, in case they want to shake your hand after having anal sex) you can try and make a few friends with those rascally teems of…

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Exactly right. But I think you understand my point.

Plus the majority of gay men don't have anal sex, and the majority of men who enjoy anal stimulation are straight, and the fact that gay men and anal sex seem to go together is largely a result of certain "observers" like @avclub-bfbdeb4ec976be7d7794265c34596fac:disqus being unable to differentiate between intercourse…

Um.

All rightey then.

I love the ending of Androids

aaaaaaaaaand meme officially over

congrats on snatching yourself some of that deliciously low-hanging fruit

It's extremely well-known and the entire state of Utah will read or watch anything produced by a Mormon (see:Twilight) so I think it'll do fine.

Then you apparently haven't met anyone with severe OCD or maybe don't know what it is. It's not like on Monk.

As a person who has actually been diagnosed with OCD (and I have the paperwork to prove it) I didn't find it objectionable because it wasn't stereotypical at all. It was essentially an accurate depiction of the illness.

I can't imagine what it would be like to be an elementary school aged non-Mormon in Utah. Probably not great.

why?

if you gay-marry it so much, why don't you love it