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Stupid Sexy Flanders.
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Do you know what this is?
…It's the world's smallest violin playing just for Pixie Solanas.

Weezer

Jingle All the Way 2 the Toys "R" Us
Jingle All the Way: 2today's the Day
Jingle All the Way: You'll Buy Anything!

Or anyone's.

Old enough to gestate, old enough to collate.

…Or just get so frustrated with your anthropomorphic fast food neighbors.

Five minutes of tea time in between. There's three scenes in the whole movie.

Avoid Canada, of course.

Mr. Bay:

So…gambling debts?

It was their plan all along. Of course having a toy line of a meth kingpin will provoke knee-jerk outrage. (Of course, BB is one of the most moral shows on television. 'Actions have consequences' is the motif of the entire show.It glamorizes drugs and the drug game as much as Apocalypse Now glamorizes warfare.)

But what about Mike Tyson Mysteries?

Anyone who says season 8 isn't in the 'golden era' is full of shit.

If you put more than than that, you really are a sucker…

"This complete contempt for the judicial system, and their obligations to tell the truth, can best be summed up by Thicke’s ultimate admission, while under oath, that he ‘[does not] give a fuck’ about this litigation.”

On 2nd thought… Fuck that!

"Your Touch" by the Black Keys.

Remember guys, The Danube River borders 10 countries.

….Amnesia!!!?!!?

Btw, if anybody here hasn't listened to Mouth Sounds, this gives me the perfect opportunity to remind people to do such.