This truly is the best of times.

So who was the better writer - Tolstoy or Dostoevsky?

"You're Getting Old" would've been the perfect surprise series finale — It would've fit the "aw fuck it" brand of absurdist comedy that they have been known to do. And that episode was bloody great.

Instead of Anchorman 2 we should have just gotten a five minute reunion video for charity. It would've gotten exactly the same amount of laughs — six.

It probably doesn't help that everyone shares accounts so most of the viewings are all over the place…

Coens too. Their one film set in D.C. is completely bereft of politics altogether.

We can tell when this editor was in high school…

Can we just have all GJIs end with ", or something" ?

You haven't seen Don Draper pitch a slide wheel…

My friend got the trilogy for his birthday and during the party he wanted to watch Return of the Jedi first for some reason (I guess he thought why go through all that story and get straight to the action). I asked that same friend for a movie to borrow and he gave me Empire (Holy shit, Luke getting his hand chopped…

Was there a gay panic scene in Hail, Caesar!…I can't remember.

ewe needa chill

Make sure you get that three-book, four-movie deal bro.

Why is her name written in the "borrowing" alphabet?

Post election, when I got an email form her campaign for a "Black Friday Sale" on her merch, I knew they deserved to lose.

"From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

I like how Microsoft essentially releases a beta every other operating system because they can. They put out a 'release' and just make it actually good the next time. Sorry 8, Vista, 2000, ME.

…Nah

Yeah, Ben Stiller offered Jack Black The Fatties as a "backup franchise."

I think those two will have that expression for the majority of this by the numbers comedy…