Both pitches were excellent, especially considering they were polar opposites of each other. I really thought Peggy's would have sold because she was playing to the ketchup guy's ego and it seems like a great idea off the bat, but Don's idea was better. A giant billboard with a catchy slogan won't stay with you for…

but it was "too plot centric" for a TV episode!

C+

So was the director ambitious and lazy or did he just not give a shit?

It's easy to say Abbey Road or something if you were introduced to something at a young age. But when I heard Spoon's Gimme Fiction on a whim in high school after hearing "I Turn My Camera On" I was hooked. I could feel doors opening up. That's one of the earlier visceral connections I have to an album. I'd hate to…

Chris Hardwick bowling with the cast of Mad Men was awesome. They could have just done that.

NO.

Competent, talented sportscasters are a dying breed. R.I.P. Pat Summerall

That other wizard in The Hobbit was tripping balls the whole time.

Or that abortion of a 7th Heaven episode…

Uhhh, one of the main fabrics of america at that time integrating before the army is a big deal. This isn't just another bio story. And if he didn't perform, I fucking guarantee you it would have set back MLB's widespread integration and likely the civil rights movement. Nobody went through what Jackie went through.…

Modern Family… does the Harlem Shake! Tonight at 9pm on ABC!

I'd like the know which Clown College that NBC recruits its executives from.

Please God, I hope Slate just fucking has a headline that ends in "(just click)"

Doesn't this describe about 99% of our politicians?

No one's gotten a handjob in cargo pants since 'Nam.

I know. I got a Merv Griffin notification.

The Driver was just a guy who didn't like to repeat himself is all.

The Goy? Who cares?

Do keyboards just make sense to you?