Vin Diesel
Vin Diesel plays Dungeons and Dragons.

The French & the Furious, coming Summer 2012!

Roman numerals!!?

I miss Mr. Eko. That guy was such a goddamn badass.

On the subject of "Se7en": I always pronounce it "Sesevenen". 'Cuz, y'know, that's how it's spelled.

You never hear a good Rick Moranis impression anymore.

Vin Diesel, kept… a toe… in… a… series… of… interchangeable… lipstick lesbian[s]…—until a climax… mess.
-Keith Phipps, the Onion AV Club

As a rule, I'm against "webisodes".

I can imagine the writers may take us to a point where Jesse Pinkman is actually forced to dig his own grave.

I won't dispute that.
Breaking Bad: #2
the Shield: #3

If you wait for a cop to come close to the car and then peel out, you set him on fire.

He couldn't have done the Triple Lindy unless there were three other helicopters hovering nearby with their doors open.

I still think he should have done a flip.

God rest her zombie bones.

I want to take this opportunity to point out that though it is very funny, Holy Grail pretty much literally falls apart as a movie in final third.

Wait… CANADA gave us Nickelback?

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It's like it's 72 degrees in your head, ALL THE TIME.

It completely makes sense that Walt split the cash with Jesse.

Cock-editing is for the twats.