Ugh, the eye gouging. Literally, the only time I have ever covered my eyes while watching something.

Digg in a wifebeater and those tight pants. That is all.

*Checks IMDB*

I miss the Ship-O-Meter!

@BlueBelle: Wasn't that line from Willam?

I was hoping Ragnar and Athelstan get it on.

Stick him with the pointy end.

I thought we all agreed on D-Perks!

I thought the kissing implied sex. And the whole Viking sexy times made me expect boobies but I keep forgetting the show isn't on HBO.

This sounds tolerable if you watch it on mute.

The Fried Chicken Dude!

I love the sound they came up with when Will goes into his psycho killer trance. The beta wave sort of sound works perfectly.

That's exactly how to view it. I watched it as an epic Daft Punk music video.

Seriously under-rated movie.

Word. Crush is my spirit animal.

I was underwhelmed. It wasn't as funny or as action packed as I thought it would be. To be fair, it had MAJOR hype, and I had really high expectations.

Well, that's because you bind them with ancient logics. I'd take it as a compliment.

Nemo, man. You gotta wake up! This shit is topsy turvy.

If RuPaul's School for Girls actually happens, I nominate Momma Latrice as the stern but loving Headmistress.

Michelle's eyebrow raise was ON POINT.