Loved the Ray Charles joke.

I hear that it's really fucking good.

I wish they would have kept the live chat. :( I personally had no problems with it last year.

Allegiant actually looks somewhat better than the last two films, and, hey, Jeff Daniels is in it! Still not enough to convince me to see it, though.

Lady Gaga looks great.

I imagine that Sly Stallone will get a standing ovation if he wins an Oscar tonight (which he probably will).

MATT DAAAAAMON!

This was probably my favorite episode yet - I especially loved the "West Covina" reprise at the end.

Yeah, it sucks. :( But it's not surprising - Jane the Virgin didn't receive any ratings bump last season after Gina Rodriguez's award win either. Right now, it's performing just a little worse than Jane the Virgin. But here's hoping that The CW renews this show for another season due to the critical acclaim and…

Really good episode. Sad ending, though. That blowjob misunderstanding scene was pretty damn funny. :) Also, why does Abigail Hobbes always have to die?

I thought it was pretty damn good (and this is coming from a X-Files newbie. I've only been able to catch the first half of the first season on Netflix. I plan on watching the best episodes for each season on Netflix in the coming weeks). Yeah, some of the dialogue was pretty cheesy, but I found the story to be fairly…

I am so fucking hyped for this - Cloverfield is one of my favorite movies ever. I found parts of the film to be legitimately terrifying. Consider me sold.

RIP to one of my favorite actors ever. By Grabthar's hammer, you will never be forgotten.

I'm really happy that Mad Max: Fury Road and The Martian got nominated for Best Picture. I really need to see The Revenant soon.

I saw Sam Raimi on the red carpet! He was looking fly as hell in his suit (as per usual).

…the fuck? A C+? That was a terrific episode - that felt like a mid season finale, and we still have one more episode before the long break!!!! SO MUCH AWESOMENESS HAPPENED! That opening was perhaps the most badass (and shocking) of the series.

I'm soooo happy that we're getting more episodes of this wonderful show! It's truly terrific.

Ahhhh, to be a '90s kid again. *Sighs wistfully*

According to Twitter, Colbert broke the news about the Paris attacks to his audience after a taping - here's the relevant tweet:

Jesus, this is fucking awful. My thoughts and condolences go out to the families of the victims out there.