Next time when you read one, think of the other.

oom-chik bap-bap-bap-boom-chik tsss! Boom-boom-bap-boom-bap-bap-bom-bom-chik-boom! [Wipes tear from eye] Bap-boom! Bap-boom! Bap-boom-tsss! Bom-bom-bom-chik-boom-tsssssss!

First?
Or Firstest?

Ba-dap ba boom-tsch! Bap-boom! Bap-boom! Bap-boom!
Ba-dap-bap-bap-bap-boom-boom-tsch! Bap-boom! Bap-boom! Bap-boom!
Bap-boom! Bap-boom! Bap-boom! Bap-boom! Dap-bam-bop-bom-bom-bom-boom-bap-bop-tschhh-tschhh-tschhhh! Bap-boom!

Dumpster doers.