It's his way of imitating retarded people. Because you know, retards say shit like that.

Carlos Mencia
Has no dick, man.

I totally agree swibble. I'm as indie as the next pseudo hipster on avclub but a lot of these songs are easy to listen to. And I often do, usually in secret.

Mine
To watch some of Akira Kurosawa's films. Does anyone know where to start?

Zombie Driver
The name warrants at least a D.

I WOULD FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF ZMF. THAT IS ALL.

He broke god's law, man's law. Seth's law. Murphy's law.

I liked the nutcracker, especially Dwight's thought process as he realized all of the uses for it. "I can use this for so many nuts! Macadamias, brazil nuts, pecans, almonds! Clams. Snails."

Michael also enjoys scotch and splenda.

Michael's guns
Did anyone notice how extremely jacked Steve Carell is? I'm watching it right now and he just took off his santa suit and good god. Body builder arms.

I've seen her tits more than I've seen my own. If that matters.

Dirty Projectors
They get my vote for best everything of the year. Even their track on Dark Was the Night was pretty amazing. But a great list all around.

Grammar.
Dead before he hit the ground. Not they. Whatever. I hate myself.

Agreed. The last two cold openings have been disappointing.

:)
We'll finally have time.

Stealth second in a firstie?

I too miss the buzzkills. I kind of hate funeral friday.

Does anyone here watch Kenny vs. Spenny? I'd put "Who Can Stay Blindfolded The Longest" in the list.

Abba Zaba is his only friend

I'd rather see Kevin and Oscar wrestle.