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The Minge of Oprah
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Ryan's photography:

After you calm down from your mantrum, post a calmer comment Andy.

Fair points all around Danger.

Sorry for calling you a chick TomWaits. I recall an interaction with ZMF regarding vegetarianism and I somehow took you to be a lady, like me. And I was wrong.

Also, I think TomWaits is a chick.

Heh heh!

Also, I was never interested in grammar as a child.

FACT
I lost my virginity to a man named Simon. So I was pretty interested to read this article.

And you weren't, so that worked out well for everyone.

I ABSOLUTLEY
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS A REAL INTERVIEW.

The album cover
looks like Blink 182 or Sum 41 or Good Charlotte or MEST or some sort.

I learned that it's unhealthy for children to grow horizontally, and when the family gets fat they all go on a diet. And they start eating Froyo at the movies. And raisins.

Fair enough. For some strange reason growing up, my dad owned every single Berenstain Bear book, and we read them every night. And then I turned into an interesting person. I haven't worked out how that happened yet. I think it was because my dad and I would relentlessly make fun of them and their Sweetsie Cola.

Identity theft is a crime Dumbledore!

Or maybe Purim, and everyone is dressed up as bears and the Berenstain bears can't find each other and wacky mishaps ensue.

That IS inappropriate!

What?
No Lemon Incest questions?

"Paint a mural of chicano leaders."

I love Ryan recently. He has like one line per show and they are all fucking gold.

Yeah likeā€¦20 years ago.