When Perez Hilton dies, who will mourn him?

Because he's won a Pulitzer for his writing. He's an invaluable resource on film criticism.

Three things that will get my butt in a movie theater
Giant robots, giant monsters, and Guillermo Del Toro. Charlie Day is just icing. Hilarious icing.

this is like a perfect storm
of things that I want to see.

Hey, I'm of German ancestry and my feet are pretty furry.

This is only slightly more ridiculous than people complaining about racial diversity in Lord of the Rings.

I hear he likes to eat towns with a little drop of poison.

The Spongebob Movie Soundtrack
was actually a really good album, excluding Avril Lavigne's excruciating version of the theme song.

I like the cut of your jib, Evan!

@Dog

Okay, how does this sound douchey?

But it comes with a free frogurt! (That's good)

Violet Crumbles, what's wrong with your brain? TYFS is just a good movie about a guy selling stuff he knows is crap, but he does it anyway because he's so good at it. It's not about satire or a message or anything, it's about Nick Naylor.

this movie made me think of
popplers

Considering how much she hated Thor, where's the Green Lantern hate?

Who's bitching about Death Proof?

I do look forward to any Marvel movie news on the AV Club in hopes for another update from Smilin' Stan.

If you're not excited for The Hobbit, I feel bad for you, son.

What, no Bumaang friendship rating?

I don't think Bumi should be thought of as an example of typical life expectancies in the Avatar universe. Living to around 70 wouldn't be unusual for anyone, especially in the quasi-medieval world of Avatar.