I have a hard time believing you're being serious here, HipsterDBag.

You should check out the comic Captain America: Man Out of Time. It explains everything and is a really good story.

To be fair, you couldn't hardly see Hawkeye on account of the scene taking place at night and all.

Sony currently has the rights to Spider-Man, Fox has the rights to the X-Men, and Superman and Batman are a completely different comics company.

That's Thor! You remember him, he's the guy what hits bad guys with his hammer!

You are kicking the crap out of that straw man, dude! Keep going!

I thought it was the best episode of the show since The Girl in the Fireplace. I love Neil Gaiman.

I like That Thing You Do quite a lot. I own the DVD.

Jeremy Sisto would be the best Shadow. Don't even argue about it.

I have found Happy Endings to be a surprisingly quality show, you should check that out if you haven't.

When I was a kid, E.T. gave me nightmares of my house being quarantined like Elliot's was, with the creepy guys in hazmat suits and all.

Once again, I am mystified by what annoys you.
Real Steel more unbearable than Paris Hilton being on television? Dang, Amelie. Why do you hate fighting robots so much?

I'm there day one.

Oh no, have I attracted the ire of 4Chan? Oh nooooooooo!

What?
I don't remember any incest in the Noah's Ark story? I definitely remember the boozing, but are you maybe mixing up Noah with Lot?

Explain to me why an in-depth interview with a writer on a show eliminates the AV Club's ability to be objective. Seriously, you're talking like an idiot high schooler whose favorite obscure band just "sold out".

If you ask me, Adult Swim is missing out by not featuring the new indie sensation DAWES!

He may have been cheesy, but he was entertainingly cheesy. More than I can say for anybody else in the film, including the normally dependable Chris Eccleston.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
was actually good in GI Joe. I was actually surprised by how entertaining he was with about five minutes of screen time. Why isn't that guy making ten million dollars a picture yet?

@Lime: You should check out Stan Lee's Twitter feed. He basically writes like that all the time. The man is gloriously deranged.