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Wales is in Britain so a Welsh actor is a British actor.

Are the Smiths truly scientologists?

Daredevil? Please, don't make me scoff
He's just a lazy Batman rip-off

OK, I'm confused. I thought Inherent Vice was a Point Break remake?!

More to the point what should be addressed
Is the manner in which Moira is dressed

Not crazy, just misguided.

Trey Parker's talents are truly prodigious
But Liberace better hope he isn't litigious

High Plains Drifter, Play Misty for Me
Absolute Power, Bronco Billy

Why thank you friend, validation for me!
I TOLD YOU MOM… I'M NOT CRAZY

A terrible director but a whizz at casting
(and he lied about life being everlasting)

If I get your gist
There was a twist
A twist I missed?
Gee now I'm pissed
So please assist
And don't resist
I must insist
And I will persist
What twist is this?
This twist I missed

I hope you do not mind my candour
But in England we say proper gander

If the car in question is the Batmobile
That movie is close to being quite real

Enemies? The rangers only had two
Yogi Bear and little Boo-Boo

Whiplash wasn't inherently wrong
Sure he was Russian and crazy and strong

The further adventures of baby Bruce Wayne
He watched as his parents were brutally slain

Series 2, Jeremy Makes It, the one with Darryl the racist,
That episode, for me, will always be the ace-ist!

Please forgive my petulance as I wipe away my tears,
You are quite correct, I've fucked up with the years.

This comment would've been better had it never been written????
Well excuse me, you stupid sheep, for trying to support Great Britain.

I get that The AV Club is from the USA,
But the lack of british sitcoms has caused me some dismay.