"Uhhh, my guess is…none. None of these people have ever held a gun in their hands in real life. Is that the answer? It's got to be."

"Uhhh, my guess is…none. None of these people have ever held a gun in their hands in real life. Is that the answer? It's got to be."

Now what about "Once More into the Bleach", or "Def, Dumb, and Blonde"?

Now what about "Once More into the Bleach", or "Def, Dumb, and Blonde"?

Why of course, my friend. C'mon, it has "Island of Lost Souls" on it.

Why of course, my friend. C'mon, it has "Island of Lost Souls" on it.

Tanya Roberts!

Tanya Roberts!

True Romance. Now that I'm a dad and watch the Disney Channel regularly, it's great to see Lee Donowitz's hair-trigger bodyguard as a family man on Good Luck, Charlie.
"Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate fuckin' cops".

True Romance. Now that I'm a dad and watch the Disney Channel regularly, it's great to see Lee Donowitz's hair-trigger bodyguard as a family man on Good Luck, Charlie.
"Hey Lee, there's something I never told you about me: I hate fuckin' cops".

Hey Greenie, I hate to say it but whenever I see a guy wearing a non-baseball hat, the first thing I think is, "that guy is trying to hide his bald head."
Do you also have a wispy beard and mustache?

Hey Greenie, I hate to say it but whenever I see a guy wearing a non-baseball hat, the first thing I think is, "that guy is trying to hide his bald head."
Do you also have a wispy beard and mustache?

You know where you are? Your'e in the dryer, baby…and your'e gonna dryyyyyyyyyyy

You know where you are? Your'e in the dryer, baby…and your'e gonna dryyyyyyyyyyy

Well, there is Leon's on the south side and Gille's in Wauwatosa. I like to think it was based on my avatar.

Well, there is Leon's on the south side and Gille's in Wauwatosa. I like to think it was based on my avatar.

Start of cool story, bro…
When the Comedy Channel announced the 1st Turkey Day marathon, the promos never said Central or Eastern time. I called the number listed in my cable guide for the Comedy Channel and left a voicemail asking what time it started Central time, so I could set my VCR, along with my number.
A nice…

Start of cool story, bro…
When the Comedy Channel announced the 1st Turkey Day marathon, the promos never said Central or Eastern time. I called the number listed in my cable guide for the Comedy Channel and left a voicemail asking what time it started Central time, so I could set my VCR, along with my number.
A nice…

Good book. Creepy group, completely. The thing about Tom Cruise and Scientology made me think about Cruise's side of the equation. I mean, if I was a young actor and a religious group that was popular with Hollywood started paying attention to me, I might listen to what they had to say.
The fact that he has been made…

Good book. Creepy group, completely. The thing about Tom Cruise and Scientology made me think about Cruise's side of the equation. I mean, if I was a young actor and a religious group that was popular with Hollywood started paying attention to me, I might listen to what they had to say.
The fact that he has been made…