Maybe they meant that he'd married his cousin?

I'd always kind of assumed that Mrs. Charlie just wanted him out of the way.

I sincerely hope that everybody has seen Jay Pinkerton's parodies of the Spider-Man newspaper comics, because they're some of my favorite things on internet:

Warpaint did this backwards —- they have a song called "Warpaint" on their first LP, and their *second* album is self-titled.

A Death in the Family Lamnidae.

The Joker beats April with a crowbar and blows her up with a time bomb, and the movie ends with a shark cradling her lifeless body in its arms fins?

I really like the version of Disorder off of Les Bains Douches:

There's also the Busy Beaver function, which grows way, way, way faster than TREE (in fact, it grows faster asymptotically than any function that can be implemented by a Turing machine).

Yeezus, etc.

This is actually kind of like the plot of My Fellow Americans, although that one is two ex-presidents trying to deal with a conspiracy, rather than being trapped in the White House.