Of course curling is awesome. It just isn't anything like a movie about imaginary hockey violence.

Or better still, why would anyone go see Slap Shot when they could watch curling?

This is sort of like asking how people could make a movie out of Field of Dreams, when there is real baseball.

Willie Mays?

I also am kind of waiting for the punchline. Which, since there wasn't one in the song or the video, must be in all the other songs on their next album.

I also am kind of waiting for the punchline. Which, since there wasn't one in the song or the video, must be in all the other songs on their next album.

I also am kind of waiting for the punchline. Which, since there wasn't one in the song or the video, must be in all the other songs on their next album.

half zebra, half horse, all weird.

half zebra, half horse, all weird.

Of the Brave Companions, isn't Shagwell the Joker? All wearing motley & doing puppet shows with skulls…

Of the Brave Companions, isn't Shagwell the Joker? All wearing motley & doing puppet shows with skulls…

Continuing my thought, if cold precise Stannis fought like that, imagine how Robert must have been during the Battle of the Trident.

Continuing my thought, if cold precise Stannis fought like that, imagine how Robert must have been during the Battle of the Trident.

I loved the fight choreography.

I loved the fight choreography.

Have you seen the way Quarles walks? He holds his forearms completely still for exactly this reason. You can often spot someone who has some object up their sleeve this way.