Jackknifing between the two is taking years off my life. Years I hoped to shave off partying, not worrying.

The Simpsons predict-o-tron strikes again. I don't wanna live in a giant dome!

Press secretaries don't usually last long as it is. If he makes it 16 months or so that will be par.

My first thought too.

Heh heh heh.

My money is on George. He would declare that he likes his chicken spicy, drop the mic and leave on a high note.

He'll have to take that particular sentiment up with George Costanza.

Literally the slaughter of a man. Sounds brutal. And yet, it's our most socially acceptable form of murder.

I find his humor to be too gag-based. If you're gonna be "always on", I think it needs to be more observational.

This guy gets it.

Loves the slop! Born to slop!

All of the military academies are said to be a waste. 90-something percent of officers come from the ROTC.

He got pretty worked up about half a million people with vulvas that one time.

Agreed. When I was a teenager I just thought it was a silly movie. Watching it now, I feel like I've grasped how truly bizarre it is.

No one who listens to the Grateful Dead could be an evil man.

So… its proactive?

Fair enough. Its been a while since I have poked around Operation Clambake. I haven't been an unpaid intern in some time.

Is it me, or have Leah Remini's revelations come from less than reputable news sources? Every time I hear about her time in Scientology, its a story in People or something even more trashy. It's almost like Scientology has successfully scared away mainstream journalists from covering it. This has just been my…

That I would watch. A brother could use some information on where to find a good street taco.

Forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling!